haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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