I don't think brook has ever known best
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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