Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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