That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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