thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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