Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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third nipple confirmed
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The ass gains better be worth it
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