remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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