so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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