hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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