You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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