We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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