it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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