I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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