It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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