A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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