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just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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