Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You are a genius and a whore.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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