so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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