Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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