I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
