So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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