Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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