Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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