Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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