she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.