ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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