I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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