The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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