i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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