I wannas sexs uuuuu
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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