Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
