So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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