i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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