office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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