NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Spinning.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He's on the porch naked. Help.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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