Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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