Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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