lets start a swedish sibling band together
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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