he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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