everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
