this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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