So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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