we're chasing vodka with high fives
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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