He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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