girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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