Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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