glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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