let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Randomize
