So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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