i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Bring me that man meat
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