Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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