She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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