Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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