we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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