I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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